Newport, RI - Stolen Stewart LSP

[ross110]

I had a Stewart LSP stolen in Newport, RI - 9'-0", white deck, medium blue rails and bottom, three fins. Used five seasons, so some dings I've epoxy repaired. There was also a Bic longboard (not mine) stolen the same night - chances are they're together somewhere. Unbelievable world we live in sometimes.

Stolen on July 5, police report #05-6810-OF.

I can be reached at 401-662-6353, thanks!

-Ross Weene

[RbGar]

Bummer, that's f^%cked but what total fricken boneheads takes a bic :knockout:

[samboard]

its hard to tell one bic from another. easy pickins.

sam

[NHSlider]

YoU LefT thE "Y" oFF thE enD of YoU SurNaME

[SBT]

www.surfboard-tracker.com

[scotty npt]

I am sure the cops are working in 24 hour shifts to get that bic back for you.

[seamonkey]

reguardless of board...
theres an aweful lot of thievin goin down lately.... :thumbsdow

[Lester Burnham]

I think it;s time for a Team Fenster booby-trap to catch the idiot that steals a Bic or steals any board.

[LeahD]

I think it;s time for a Team Fenster booby-trap to catch the idiot that steals a Bic or steals any board.


...he's just saying that to throw you off his scent...


we all know it was you lester...who else would steal a bic?

[LeahD]

I cannot be an accomplice to this crime...and by not speaking out that is what I would be...

Lester stole it, his mom drove the getaway car....They camped out for the night at TC's house, but TC cracked under the pressure of aiding criminals, they then traveled to Scottys, but Scotty wasnt there (where was he you ask? Outside of Totts window with some binoculars). Lester and his mother then headed up north to see the rest of the Fenster boys where he decided to give the board to Cityholder, so that he could sell it, and therefore use the $25 he got for it to bring 8 of his family members over the border...

[Kookstick]

I cannot be an accomplice to this crime...and by not speaking out that is what I would be...

Lester stole it, his mom drove the getaway car....They camped out for the night at TC's house, but TC cracked under the pressure of aiding criminals, they then traveled to Scottys, but Scotty wasnt there (where was he you ask? Outside of Totts window with some binoculars). Lester and his mother then headed up north to see the rest of the Fenster boys where he decided to give the board to Cityholder, so that he could sell it, and therefore use the $25 he got for it to bring 8 of his family members over the border...

There are more holes in your story than there are crumpled love notes on Lester's floor that he's too scared to send you:

1) TC is a vagabond and has no house
2) Cityholder scraped off the Bic lettering and put his own label on it, claims he shaped it.
3) Scotty and Totts are beyond the whole peeping tom thing, it's my understanding that they are now into spooning and giving each other chilli dogs.
4) As for you LeahD, I personally think you now have the Cityholder Bic and you are just trying to throw all of us off your trail...

[tcsurfer]

Vagabond eh? Is that what I'm being called now, while I type this message from a friends house on his roomates laptop?

P.S. I'm calling you tomorrow probably before you read this so I can borrow a board to surf the "windswell" expected tomorrow, cause I left my boards up north and P Diddy is holding my other one ransom... When are we gonna shape those boards?

[Kookstick]

Vagabond eh? Is that what I'm being called now, while I type this message from a friends house on his roomates laptop?

P.S. I'm calling you tomorrow probably before you read this so I can borrow a board to surf the "windswell" expected tomorrow, cause I left my boards up north and P Diddy is holding my other one ransom... When are we gonna shape those boards?

I am working a ducking fouble tomorrow so call me early. When are you going to put together the blanks?

[tcsurfer]

blanks on the way...

[Totts3]

I think it;s time for a Team Fenster booby-trap to catch the idiot that steals a Bic or steals any board.

I could have sworn I saw lester at the Rack with a similar board...

[KBOisgod]

I had a Stewart LSP stolen in Newport, RI - 9'-0", white deck, medium blue rails and bottom, three fins. Used five seasons, so some dings I've epoxy repaired. There was also a Bic longboard (not mine) stolen the same night - chances are they're together somewhere. Unbelievable world we live in sometimes.

who would steal from a weene?? :shifty:

that really sucks though...i hope your board shows up

[ross110]

Thanks y'all for the posts and humor, I'm still keeping an eye out for my board as it's gotta be somewhere. Let me know if anything catches attention. And yes my surname's ridiculous, but pronounced like the band (Ween) - and I had to deal with plenty of idiots in first grade pronouncing it like the body part. Those are the type of kids that grow up to steal boards and such.

-Ross

[Jabbadaslut]

Thanks y'all for the posts and humor, I'm still keeping an eye out for my board as it's gotta be somewhere. Let me know if anything catches attention. And yes my surname's ridiculous, but pronounced like the band (Ween) - and I had to deal with plenty of idiots in first grade pronouncing it like the body part. Those are the type of kids that grow up to steal boards and such.

-Ross


i didn't even notice....but why would you put your phone # up....now lesters gonna call you house late at night while breathing heavily on the line....YOU WEENIE!!!

[Jabbadaslut]

Weiner!!

[Jabbadaslut]

cock name....

[Jabbadaslut]

your name is funny....teeny weeny

[Jabbadaslut]

http://hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/essobmcc/brakbook/weiner.jpg

[Jabbadaslut]

http://nicole.wiw.org/weiner-mobile.jpg

[Jabbadaslut]

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[Jabbadaslut]

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[Jabbadaslut]

http://www.penguinhosting.net/~tnobody/fanart/shimmy_weiners.png

[Jabbadaslut]

http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/plawards_1.jpg

[Jabbadaslut]

http://www.americansforprosperity.org/includes/imagemanager/images/cpac/weiners.jpg

[Jabbadaslut]

whew!! that was fun....just messin' with you man....but it really did feel like i was in grade school again....anyone else have any names that can be made fun of?

[garfield]

I had a Stewart LSP stolen in Newport, RI - 9'-0", white deck, medium blue rails and bottom, three fins. Used five seasons, so some dings I've epoxy repaired. There was also a Bic longboard (not mine) stolen the same night - chances are they're together somewhere. Unbelievable world we live in sometimes.

Stolen on July 5, police report #05-6810-OF.

I can be reached at 401-662-6353, thanks!

-Ross Weene
Oh no " the bic wasnt youres" dman boy admit you owned that board and fess up. now you graduate to an NSP plick!

[Totts3]

Jabba, you are freaking hilarious. Good stuff man! I still say Webbie should bring back the Team Photoshop thread. That one can't be beat.

[GnarKILL]

well we know it problyt wasnt a surfer who stole the boards huh. cause who the hell STEALS a BIC ?! :confused: wht the hell is wrong with people these days. its all about fuckin other people over