9 foot travel coffin for sale

[CHUBASCO]

OAM coffin that can hold 3 boards. Used only once on a trip to Baja. In pristine condition. Will give it up for $130, o.b.o.

[surforfood]

Who in god's name travels with three longboards? Man you must be a total kook!!! I bet you even own a man purse, where you hold onto your little puffy dog.... Grow up and learn how to fish...

[surfrgrl]

If you're going on a trip with 3 friends, each of you has a longboard, and one of you has a coffin.

[surforfood]

I have this great image in my head of three attractive women walking in a row, all sharing a coffin with three longboards, above their heads.... Have you ever tried to carry a coffin with three longboards.. I have not, but having schlepped a coffin with 5 boards all over Mexico, I can say that my back grew strong...

[CHUBASCO]

Surfforfood:
To answer your insightful comments:

If you're too weak to carry a bag with 3 boards, then you can will never be able to carry my man purse, bro.

I surf a 5'7" fish.

[surforfood]

Shut your mouth fool!!! I made that fish!!!

Plus, I may actually be interested in that coffin. It seems a friend needs to move his house.

[CHUBASCO]

surforfood:
I'm still "reglassing" that fish you shaped for me...
I will give you that coffin for a nice price; I'm sure your buddies can stuff you in it along with your boards on your way to costa next month...