All my gear stolen =(

[JenniG]

Hey everyone...

My car was smashed into last night and everything in the friggen car stolen including the surf shit i had in there.

If anyone could let me know if they see it pop up in a shop or on craigslist lemme know I'd really appreciate it.

5/4/3 Realm Wetsuit blue with a wierd little chemistry type looking design going down the back and brand new...never even worn yet.

3/2 O'neill Reactor Women's wetsuit. black and turquoise

Dakine brown and blue plaid snowboard backpack.

few women's dakine rashguards. One blue with white sleeves and another pink with white sleeves.

I think that's it but I'm really not even sure right now. I can't remember all the stuff I had in my car so once I get my head on straight if I think of anything else I'll post it up.

Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

[salinity]

Damn - sorry to hear that. I'll definitely keep an eye out. Where was your car parked when it was broken into?

[JenniG]

I was in central MA in Worc...my end of the woods away from the water hah. It's a long shot that anything will turn up at any shops but I figured I needed to try at least and maybe my luck won't be so shitty and I'll get my winter suit back so I can get in the friggen water.

[Gash McSlash]

That really sucks! Are you insured? Was it on somebody's property that has home-owners insurance?

Look into those options, file a police report, know that bad things will come by those who stole from you and hopefully you get it back or get new shit for free.

Good luck.

[brodiesurfer16]

Hey everyone...

My car was smashed into last night and everything in the friggen car stolen including the surf shit i had in there.

If anyone could let me know if they see it pop up in a shop or on craigslist lemme know I'd really appreciate it.

5/4/3 Realm Wetsuit blue with a wierd little chemistry type looking design going down the back and brand new...never even worn yet.

3/2 O'neill Reactor Women's wetsuit. black and turquoise

Dakine brown and blue plaid snowboard backpack.

few women's dakine rashguards. One blue with white sleeves and another pink with white sleeves.

I think that's it but I'm really not even sure right now. I can't remember all the stuff I had in my car so once I get my head on straight if I think of anything else I'll post it up.

Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

sorry that happend jenni g...i'll keep an eye out and be ready to kick some female ass if i see it out

:fu: not really

[JenniG]

It was in a public parking lot for the street that we go bar hopping on but I have full ins on my car, just need the need receipts for everything in it...only receipt I can find is for my GPS that i just friggen bought on Saturday and my deductable still applies anyway so I'm out $500 either way.

I filed the police report but at the time I didn't even realize that half the stuff was missing. Thought it was just the GPS, ipod and that stuff...realized after that all my surf gear was still in the car so i called to have them amend the report and I have to call back on Monday. I lost it when I realized all my surf stuff was gone.

Fucking sucks. I really could give a shit less about the GPS, Ipod and all that stuff... it's all my surf shit that's killing me.

[EasyBreezy]

OMG Jenni so sorry to hear that...I had that happen to me a long time ago down at second and it sucks.

[Joy in Da Water]

Hey everyone...

My car was smashed into last night and everything in the friggen car stolen including the surf shit i had in there.

If anyone could let me know if they see it pop up in a shop or on craigslist lemme know I'd really appreciate it.

5/4/3 Realm Wetsuit blue with a wierd little chemistry type looking design going down the back and brand new...never even worn yet.

3/2 O'neill Reactor Women's wetsuit. black and turquoise

Dakine brown and blue plaid snowboard backpack.

few women's dakine rashguards. One blue with white sleeves and another pink with white sleeves.

I think that's it but I'm really not even sure right now. I can't remember all the stuff I had in my car so once I get my head on straight if I think of anything else I'll post it up.

Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

Check your email tonight

I forward'd the email receipt, about what we talked about on the phone.


Don't worry! It will get better. These message bourders have no idea what we are talking about. But let it be known - real women stick together.


Chin up/don't give up

Night

[reef06]

But let it be known - real women stick together.


so this doesnt apply to kalie?

[Joy in Da Water]

so this doesnt apply to kalie?


This is not a joke, this is an inspirational message to a very sweet woman that asked for help. And I know much more about the shit she got handed this month in addition to this.

So please, do not include a ficttious thing like it that name has any meaning.

Just, be nice or shut the fuck up and grow up.

[MarkOfTheBeast]

JenniG, we will take care of you for some fresh gear.....you still have that card I gave you?

[Jabbadaslut]

someone once broke into my car and stole my "travelling" Fleshlight...worst business trip of my life....

[JenniG]

Joy... I love you to death and I'll give you a call later this week and let you know and then we'll get out once I get everything back to some semblance of normalcy.

Mark...I don't have the card anymore. It's probably buried somewhere in all my shit from moving at the moment, PM or email me.

And Everyone else...seriously...thank you for everything, words and all. It really does means alot. Joy's right, I've had a lot of shit fall on me in the past month and that you guys are being so amazing and supportive with the bullshit luck of having all my shit stolen please know that I truly do appreciate it.

You are all awesome. Thank you.

[brodiesurfer16]

so this doesnt apply to kalie?

GROW UP!

[KOOKAMUNGUS2]

That sucks...Sorry to hear that!

Happend to me a while ago...A very expensive lesson! I Never Keep anything in my car that I value anymore.

Good luck.

[JenniG]

I Never Keep anything in my car that I value anymore.


Yeah. Lesson learned the hard way.

Just talked to my insurance co. and my car ins won't cover anything stolen out of the car. I have to put it through my renters insurance which has a $1000 deductable so I'm completely fucked either way.

[ronnieC]

ouch, that sucks!
Sorry to hear....people are A-holes.

[KOOKAMUNGUS2]

Jeni,
I gave you a green because no one can steal that!!

[jrjr]

i left my board strapped to my car in san francisco for like five minutes while i ran in to a friends apt. to take czare of business.

when i got out, someone had actually cut the tie downs off the car instead of unstrapping it. i was pissed.

it will all show up on either craigslist OR the fleamarket.

[jgren]

jenni, if it shows up on clist let me take care of the ppl tring to sell it. whitee said today that he heard what happened and wants to help the cause by killing someone for this.

[ronnieC]

i smell a fundraiser in the making!

[JenniG]

jenni, if it shows up on clist let me take care of the ppl tring to sell it. whitee said today that he heard what happened and wants to help the cause by killing someone for this.

I've been stalking craigslist like every hour and haven't seen anything...I'll let you know if I do.

..and no one is getting violent on my acct...I won't have it. If you or Sean got hurt I would then have to kill someone and that just wouldn't be pretty.

[Seanm9]

i smell a fundraiser in the making!

I got an idea for a fund raiser:

jenni , and E B need to go to amateur night @ the pigs inn... they could make bank. ;)
that way no one gets hurt :rockon:

[jgren]

i smell a fundraiser in the making!

sounds like a great plan. How would one set this up?

[EasyBreezy]

what the heck is the pig's inn?

and how much money? :whistle:

[jgren]

what the heck is the pig's inn?

and how much money? :whistle:

Come on now, I'll bet it's the type of place often refered to as the ballet.

[Lester Burnham]

..and no one is getting violent on my acct...I won't have it. If you or Sean got hurt I would then have to kill someone and that just wouldn't be pretty.

Actually, even if this guy's a 6th-level sorcerer and I just cast a lightning bolt twice in a fierce battle, I've only used up two character's, so there's very little chance of him coming back at me and actually hurting anyone. It's ridiculous actually. Just say the word Jenny.

[Bloggodocio]

D&D takes soooo long.

Wiz War is much better. Plus it's actually more fun if you're drunk.

[JenniG]

what the heck is the pig's inn?

and how much money? :whistle:

What ever happened to the pillow fight? We got three chicks now...where's Gash when you need him! :twisted:

[jgren]

why have a pillow fight when you three could be in a mud pit...

[Joy in Da Water]

why have a pillow fight when you three could be in a mud pit...


I like to take my clothes off.

[JenniG]

I like to take my clothes off.

Who doesn't? ;)

[Bloggodocio]

Who doesn't?

We Republicans. It causes us to wet the bed.

[FLboyinCT]

We Republicans. It causes us to wet the bed.


That and their sexual repression knows no bounds

[jrjr]

i'd rather see the pillow fight. mud, meh.

how bout flea markets? you got anyone checkin them? wooster's too far for me. you should seriously check those...

[JenniG]

how bout flea markets? you got anyone checkin them? wooster's too far for me. you should seriously check those...

There's nothing like that right now that I know of. They stop doing all that stuff after Labor Day out here since we're in the middle of nowhere.

I called a pawn shop and they literally laughed at me because I didn't know that they had to report everything they got in to the police. I felt like a f-ing moron. Oh well.

I just want my shit back but at this point I doubt I will see any of it again. Gave the police the serial # for my GPS and finally found the box for my ipod so I have that serial # too but I'm really not hopeful at this point. Sucks but nothing I can do...I'm doing what I can and it's not helping yet. Blah.

[Porkchop]

what the heck is the pig's inn?

and how much money? :whistle:

Guess ......
and
One dollar bill at a time .

I rub 'em with poison ivy first . :twisted:

[EasyBreezy]

I'm with jrjr on that one...pillow fight over mud any day

[Seanm9]

ok heres the rules.... pillow fight my house this weekend... thigh high boots 4" heels, garters optional. all proceeds go the get JenniG some new gear and shit fund. like all good pimps er managers i'll only take 75%.

your friend
jABBA

[Joy in Da Water]

I rub 'em with poison ivy first . :twisted:

You're a sick f---

[ronnieC]

jenniG, joy in da water, eazy breezy topless pillow fight/fundraiser to get jenniG some $$ for a new wetsoot?

I'm in $20

[jgren]

three chickys pillow fight, this friday, webcasted from????? this should be a pay-per-view type of event. $25fee

[JenniG]

yeah there's not gonna be a topless pillow fight gentlemen.

i prefer to keep the twins behind lace or satin. k thanks. ;)

[EasyBreezy]

I think kalie is feeling a bit left out because "she" gave me a red for this thread telling me to "keep my clothes on". Bring on the H8, I can take it :bye:

[Lester Burnham]

jenniG, joy in da water, eazy breezy topless pillow fight/fundraiser to get jenniG some $$ for a new wetsoot?

I'm in $20

I'll throw in eleventy kabillion dollars.

[Seanm9]

i got web cams... and the venue booked...see you saturday.... and thank god it's pay day... i'll get plenty of $1's

[Joy in Da Water]

yeah there's not gonna be a topless pillow fight gentlemen.

i prefer to keep the twins behind lace or satin. k thanks. ;)

We can have our own party - w/o them. After all, we have the 1st $100 already done.

[Seanm9]

thats hot

[Ride]

I see a youtube vid in the making....

"3 girls 1 Messagebourd"

[jrjr]

if you wanna make the big bucks for this fundraiser, i hear lester and scotty newport enjoy wearing heals, fishnets, latex, etc. and put on a great donkey show. scotty told me this.

[Jabbadaslut]

if this happens pics must be made available....and the Pig's Inn is a fine establishment with a so-so 35% rate of dancers with C-Section scars....I've been to worse places...never go to a strip joint in west virginia...no wonder the men are bitter and cling to their guns...

[Gash McSlash]

1) Participants must be female. Age of females is determined by the governing law of whatever state the pillow fight is conducted in.

2) Pillow must be down. Feathers only. No hollowfill, no fake stuffing, it has to be the real goose deal.

3) Pillow case must be of poor quality. This ensures that pillow will break open, scattering feathers around the room like snowflakes.

4) Participants must wear bra and panties. Plain and simple. Leave it to the imagination. Bra AND panties also allows for personal expression (word has it that JenniG likes Boy-shorts :rockon:). This also allows for team identification (if you are having an officially sanctioned pillow fight in Europe or Japan). Lace is encouraged but not necessary (the goose down sticks to lace).

5) No lubricants, oils, sterno or mud is used. It makes things dirty. The only lube for a pillow fight is the sweat glistening off nubile bodies jumping up and down on a bed.

6) Pillow fight must take place on a bed. Duh.

7) The victor of the pillow fight is determined by whichever participant is laying on top of the defeated in a pile of sweaty, goose-down femininity. However, the pillow fight is not over until the participants start making out.



I figure that if you are going to do it, do it right.

[jgren]

1) Participants must be female. Age of females is determined by the governing law of whatever state the pillow fight is conducted in.

2) Pillow must be down. Feathers only. No hollowfill, no fake stuffing, it has to be the real goose deal.

3) Pillow case must be of poor quality. This ensures that pillow will break open, scattering feathers around the room like snowflakes.

4) Participants must wear bra and panties. Plain and simple. Leave it to the imagination. Bra AND panties also allows for personal expression (word has it that JenniG likes Boy-shorts :rockon:). This also allows for team identification (if you are having an officially sanctioned pillow fight in Europe or Japan). Lace is encouraged but not necessary (the goose down sticks to lace).

5) No lubricants, oils, sterno or mud is used. It makes things dirty. The only lube for a pillow fight is the sweat glistening off nubile bodies jumping up and down on a bed.

6) Pillow fight must take place on a bed. Duh.

7) The victor of the pillow fight is determined by whichever participant is laying on top of the defeated in a pile of sweaty, goose-down femininity. However, the pillow fight is not over until the participants start making out.



I figure that if you are going to do it, do it right.

Great rules, any objections by the participants?:thumbsup: :thumbsdow

[Seanm9]

match ups?

joy vs eva
EB vs JG
Kallie vs ?

[JenniG]

You guys have officially made my day.

I can't remember the last time I laughed this much! :D

[Jabbadaslut]

match ups?

joy vs eva
EB vs JG
Kallie vs ?

Jabba vs all?!

[EasyBreezy]

f'ing brilliant gash!!!

[JenniG]

Jabba vs all?!

I would totally beat your ass with a down pillow in boy shorties any day!

Bring it on Jabba ;)

...and for good news. Talked to a detective in Worc. this morning and my O'Neill suit was pawned so I get it back.

Said if the rest of the stuff wasn't turned in with it it's pretty much as good as gone. boo. :(

[Jabbadaslut]

fat lips all around....;)

[SSMIKE]

Someone give this woman a deal on some gear!

[Jabbadaslut]

I would totally beat your ass with a down pillow in boy shorties any day!

Bring it on Jabba ;)

... :(

I would totally make you wear one of the racer costumes from "Tron" and have you spit on me from above while you grind a stiletto heel into my chest...all while I am so close to asphyxiation from having pairs of your worn panties stuffed into my mouth...

[Porkchop]

I would totally make you wear one of the racer costumes from "Tron" and have you spit on me from above while you grind a stiletto heel into my chest...all while I am so close to asphyxiation from having pairs of your worn panties stuffed into my mouth...

After they had been rubbed with poison ivy of course . :yup:

[Jabbadaslut]

After they had been rubbed with poison ivy of course . :yup:

sometimes you have to make the long term sacrafices for the greater good...

[Seanm9]

...all while I am so close to asphyxiation from having pairs of your worn panties stuffed into my mouth....

now we know why jabba stole your soot. ;)

[Joy in Da Water]

I would totally make you wear one of the racer costumes from "Tron" and have you spit on me from above while you grind a stiletto heel into my chest...all while I am so close to asphyxiation from having pairs of your worn panties stuffed into my mouth...

WTF - what happened to my panties? I'm resentful and envious, but laughing from the inside out.

I feel for JG tho. Time and time agian I've felt life is just a mouthful of cavities - it's comfortable, then all of the sudden the shit hits the fan and you're left wondering - WTF just happened. Then some desperate soul or drug addict steals your surf gear and you can't even get healing from the water - Fuck that...I sent her some cash and found a brand new hood in my closet when I got home this evening that I'm gonna Fed Ex her from my office Monday. I figure what goes around comes around, I'm sure I still have some coming back around at me, so thank you JG for letting me turn my bad shit around a little. :bye:

Wack off to that tonight buddy.


Night.

[EasyBreezy]

mouthful of cavities - isn't that the truth some times

greens for you Joy? tried... :confused:

[kalie]

WTF - what happened to my panties?


Did you forget where you left them? I avoid that by never wearing any.

[JenniG]

WTF - what happened to my panties?


Some crack addict is walking around with a pair of pink stripey boy shorties and a matching bra that was in my bag...

that's just more disturbing to me than the fact that all my shit was stolen....i hope he's enjoying wearing them...or that whoever it was falls face first into a pile of broken glass. fucker.

Jabba... you creepy bastard...gimme back my boy shorties! :wtf: ;)

[Porkchop]

Did you forget where you left them? I avoid that by never wearing any.

Then how do you explain that panty liner held on with duct tape you were wearing last time we rolled . :wtf:









Talk about tough to remove !! :mad:

[scotty npt]

Hey everyone...

My car was smashed into last night and everything in the friggen car stolen including the surf shit i had in there.

If anyone could let me know if they see it pop up in a shop or on craigslist lemme know I'd really appreciate it.

5/4/3 Realm Wetsuit blue with a wierd little chemistry type looking design going down the back and brand new...never even worn yet.

3/2 O'neill Reactor Women's wetsuit. black and turquoise

Dakine brown and blue plaid snowboard backpack.

few women's dakine rashguards. One blue with white sleeves and another pink with white sleeves.

I think that's it but I'm really not even sure right now. I can't remember all the stuff I had in my car so once I get my head on straight if I think of anything else I'll post it up.

Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

your a chick?

[JenniG]

your a chick?

That I am!

[scotty npt]

That I am!



STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused:

[FLboyinCT]

maybe she just wants some meth

[scotty npt]

maybe she just wants some meth



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yea that's probably it. You are so smart dude. Why don't you do us all a favar and shut your fucking mouth and move back to Florida.......... oh sorry. That was the old Scotty coming out there.

[JenniG]

STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused:

Everyone's gotta have a hobby! :twisted:

[FLboyinCT]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yea that's probably it. You are so smart dude. Why don't you do us all a favar and shut your fucking mouth and move back to Florida.......... oh sorry. That was the old Scotty coming out there.


WOW, so much aggression. I was just trying to give you a possible reason for the stalking. Figured maybe if you could figure out why it was happening then maybe you could stop it.

If I could move back to FL I would but that would mean divorcing my wife and I'm not ready to do that at this point. Believe me when I tell you me and this cold water shit just don't get along.

P.S. I didn't open my mouth at anytime while posting this:)

[Porkchop]

That I am!

No, you are Lester .

I have proof ! :twisted:

[brodiesurfer16]

No, you are Lester .

I have proof ! :twisted:

ohhhhh my god

she is a chick and not lester in all reality

[Porkchop]

ohhhhh my god

she is a chick and not lester in all reality

Reality ?

Here ?!?!

Don't be ridiculous ....... :lol:

[FLboyinCT]

Nesurf IS reality

[brodiesurfer16]

Reality ?

Here ?!?!

Don't be ridiculous ....... :lol:

it has its moments this is one of them, jenni g is a real chick just because you've never been with one, don't try to kill it for her...

[Seanm9]

is this the longest tread ever in stolen bourds?

[JenniG]

Probably. It is pretty ridiculous.

And to think. Only my fucking 3/2 ever ended up getting pawned.

Stupid bastards.

[Jabbadaslut]

when is the pillowfight?!

[Gash McSlash]

when is the pillowfight?!

Pillowfight/JenniG fundraiser.

I still have like 3 $2 bills from my last trip to Zachary's.

[jrjr]

Pillowfight/JenniG fundraiser.

I still have like 3 $2 bills from my last trip to Zachary's.

next time you go, call me.

[Gash McSlash]

next time you go, call me.

I need your phone number, I got a friend on the Cape who likes breastesses as much if not more than I do...and that's not even possible.

[jgren]

zachs is a dump. The women there are all disgusting. Last time I was there, I left with all the money I showed up with.

[Ride]

I cannot understand why anyone would pay money to look at fake tits?
They're disgusting.

[laxin]

Is Zachs as disgusting as Balloons? thats were you go if you want to see tampon strings, c- section scars and what not- not to mnetion someone was killed there a little while ago

[Seanm9]

next time you go, call me.

i'm in too. it's like 5 minutes from my house.

[Seanm9]

when is the pillowfight?!

it was last weekend... didn't you see the video

[scotty npt]

I cannot understand why anyone would pay money to look at fake tits?
They're disgusting.



ummmm are you nuts man? Fake tits are awesome!

[Bloggodocio]

Fake tits are awesome!

Well then, here ya go!

i2wYWAlg8Do&feature=related

[scotty npt]

Sick!!!!

[Ride]

ummmm are you nuts man?

Fuck, yes.


Fake tits are awesome!

What are you, 15?

[Seanm9]

It's not how big they are it's how they taste ;)

[Joy in Da Water]

It's not how big they are it's how they taste ;)
Thank you.

[jgren]

how they taste at zachs aint sanitary.

[Jabbadaslut]

It's not how big they are it's how they taste ;)

so dip a titty in some sugar...sugar tits!

[jrjr]

um, zach's has class a girls. your friend must like ugly chicks.

there are like 3 or 4 that i would marry.

[scotty npt]

Fuck, yes.




What are you, 15?



No im 29 fuckfac.

I just don't understand why some dudes don't like a nice expensive pair of boobies. it's like you are trying to be Mr Sophistocated or some shit. Like you are too good for fake boobies. Stop being a lame ass.

[Ride]

No im 29 fuckfac.(strike one)

I just don't understand why some dudes don't like a nice expensive pair of boobies. it's like you are trying to be Mr Sophistocated or some shit. Like you are too good for fake boobies. Stop being a lame ass.(strike two)

Well, judging by the stuff you write here, I didn't think you were in your late 20s, that's for sure. You seem very immature.
I am not trying to be "Mr Sophistocated"[sic]. It's a matter of personal taste. While my preference leans to the large end of the scale, I truly detest fakies. They are ugly. Plus, while I know it's a bit superficial, I have a dim view of any woman who gets them. They are the ultimate white trash version of conspicuous consumption.
Being fascinated by fake boobs is like falling for an illusion.
lastly, you are treading on thin ice with the insults and name calling. Watch your step, punk.

[scotty npt]

Well, judging by the stuff you write here, I didn't think you were in your late 20s, that's for dure. You seem very immature.
I am not trying to be "Mr Sophistocated"[sic]. It's a matter of personal taste. While my preference leans to the large end of the scale, I truly detest fakies. They are ugly. Plus, while I know it's a bit superficial, I have a dim view of any woman who gets them. They are the ultimate white trash version of conspicuous consumption.
Being fascinated by fake boobs is like falling for an illusion.
lastly, you are treading on thin ice with the insults and name calling. Watch your step, punk.


Fuck you ride! Oooooohhhhh I'm so scared of you... PLEASE MR don't infract me I just don't know what I would do with myself. You are a moron and bad at life if you discriminate against women with fake boobies. I have had the distint pleasure of ejoying both and let me tell you if liking fake boobies is wrong daddy don't want ot be right. I oppolgize in advance if my posts are "too Immature" for you. Now go eat some shit mother fucker.

[Ride]

Fuck you ride! You are a moron and bad at life Now go eat some shit mother fucker.

This is what I mean about your immaturity. Someone disagrees with your opinion, and you fly off the handle. Instead of being able to present a counter argument, you choose to insult the person you disagree with. You truly come across as an immature punk. I asked if you were 15. Well, in all honesty I know many 15 year olds who are more mature and articulate than you are. It's sad.

PS: Strike three...

[scotty npt]

This is what I mean about your immaturity. Someone disagrees with your opinion, and you fly off the handle. Instead of being able to present a counter argument, you choose to insult the person you disagree with. You truly come across as an immature punk. I asked if you were 15. Well, in all honesty I know many 15 year olds who are more mature and articulate than you are. It's sad.

PS: Strike three...



Ok guy. First of all there was never an argument becasue you can't argue the fact that fake boobies fucking RULE it!!!! Second of all if you think that what people write on the internet reflects how they are in real life you are trully the BIGGEST fucking MORON on nesurf. How's my shit taste bitch? YUMMMMYYYY!!!!!

[Ride]

if you think that what people write on the internet reflects how they are in real life...

I imagine that you are lot more irrational and unhinged in real life, than you appear here.

...you are trully the BIGGEST fucking MORON on nesurf.

That's funny. I think if we held an election to designate the nesurfBB village idiot, you could pull off a land-slide.

[jrjr]

I imagine that you are lot more irrational and unhinged in real life, than you appear here.


no way, scotty is a down to earth normal guy.

ask lester.

[jgren]

Come on now, can’t we all just get along. Here, how about we all resolve this issue by facing it upfront. Lets all go to zachs and grab a beer. Shit I’ll buy a round if the rest of you throw dollar bills on my lap. Lets go!

[scotty npt]

Come on now, can’t we all just get along. Here, how about we all resolve this issue by facing it upfront. Lets all go to zachs and grab a beer. Shit I’ll buy a round if the rest of you throw dollar bills on my lap. Lets go!



I'm down!! where is it? BOOOOBBBIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!

[jgren]

It's off exit 2 over the sagamore bridge, go right and hang a right at the dunkins and look for the crackshack on the left.

[EasyBreezy]

oooooh I totally missed all the recent posts...good stuff here

Personally I've been to a few strip clubs in vegas and it was pretty fun :) My ex boy at the time enjoyed himself too. sometimes though fake boobs look really bad if the doctor screws up...have to have a good doctor and be willing for fork over the big bucks.

[rightsider]

Well, judging by the stuff you write here, I didn't think you were in your late 20s, that's for sure. You seem very immature.
I am not trying to be "Mr Sophistocated"[sic]. It's a matter of personal taste. While my preference leans to the large end of the scale, I truly detest fakies. They are ugly. Plus, while I know it's a bit superficial, I have a dim view of any woman who gets them. They are the ultimate white trash version of conspicuous consumption.
Being fascinated by fake boobs is like falling for an illusion.
lastly, you are treading on thin ice with the insults and name calling. Watch your step, punk.

take this test and see if your opinion changes. nsfw
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4030924596596610276

[jgren]

that test seemed tit...

[Jabbadaslut]

I just surfed and masturbated....

[Seanm9]

r f r f r r r r f r realfake fake real

[Jabbadaslut]

nesurf used to be so much better when you could make fun of someone so horribly that if they were a weak man they would cry on their keyboard....many cubicles of sorrow were created through this forum...it seems that you can't call anyone a stupid hairy cunt with sloppy joe ass sauce that spews from their leg to their mom's hands which is then used to wash said hairy cuntbags face with...also the gratuitous use of the word douchebag is frowned upon....i love the term douchebag...sometimes I have to just say "Thanks douchebag" to the guy giving me my food at the drive through, or the teller at the bank, just so I get in my daily use of the word "douchebag"....truly a great literary invention!


BTW, all of your mothers are/were/ willsoon be ho-weres!!!!

[jgren]

BTW, all of your mothers are/were/ willsoon be ho-weres!!!!

how can one of our mothers be a soon to be ho-were? To late that for that one if were reading this ey.

[JenniG]

Damn, and I thought I did a good job hijacking threads...this takes the cake for sure.

[Seanm9]

this thread is nearly twice as long as the former stolen bourd thread leader "stolen skimbourd" glad to help.

[FLboyinCT]

Did someone say cake??

I'm hungry

[Ride]

nesurf used to be so much better when you could make fun of someone so horribly that if they were a weak man they would cry on their keyboard....many cubicles of sorrow were created through this forum..

Cubicles Of Sorrow is the name of a new emo band.

[Seanm9]

I wish my lawn was emo.

[Seanm9]

then it would cut itself

[Jabbadaslut]

this thread is still going?!

[jgren]

you betcha this thread is still rolling.

[jgren]

I'm still waiting on the official pillow fight utube vid.

[brodiesurfer16]

I'm still waiting on the official pillow fight utube vid.

aren't we all...

[Seanm9]

it seems that EB or Jenni found my locker room cam that i disguised as a teddy bear and made all the footage unusable. and i can't find what I did with the fight footage... and no one liked the fake footage I put up... any one have some phone footage of it.