skimboard stolen

[surf26]

was at peggs tonight (tuesday) and someone stole my zap wedge large out of the back of a truck. yellow with orange stars on the airbrush, and it had a tail pad and arch bar. i know its not comming back but if you see someone riding this board in or around scituate, definately dont be afraid to report it or do something, its a one of a kind board no others look like it. thanks guys, im really pissed about this one

[NHSlider]

Team JJ will investigate.

We specialize in banging beaver and looking for stolen stuff.

We will find your boogie board and look good doing it.

[SSMIKE]

ha, Slider.

But Seriously, who is lame enough to do this. In the very same truck, there was a bagged 5'10'' Timebomb Zippi Fish, what stupid thieves.

Also, who ever the man was parked in like the marsh with his lights turned off (You are so sneaky.) and decided to speed away rapidly through a massive puddle while we were talking about the stolen boards. Return the board sketchy guy.

[Snap10]

I cant beleive someone stole your board surf26. That sucks. If i see the person ill knockk their lights out for ya, and get the board.

[Jabbadaslut]

skimboards are wicked neat....used one once....I ate a steak, baked potato, and some french cut green beans right off the thing...it was a marvelous experience!!!

[aclzabch]

skimboards dont get stolen silly....who would want a skimboard.

[harry paratesti]

bummer........good luck finding it.

[NH_surfer]

Team JJ will investigate.

We specialize in banging beaver and looking for stolen stuff.

We will find your boogie board and look good doing it.

er...I think it was a skim board JJ.

[bsurfer]

I think the guy who stole this didn't finish the job. He should have stolen it, run over it and written "SKIMMING IS GAY" in bright pink spray paint on the hood of surf26's car.

[zephyr]

bsurfer you are so cool HAHAHA you are soooo funny that was a funny reply i think a lot of people will laugh at how funny you are LOL! ha ha ha that would be funny if he drove over it HAHAHA and if he even spray painted Skimboarding is gay in pink LOL! hehe your so funny!!

[surf26]

that would be cool if i had a car you fucking idiot, im a kid and my board just got stolen and now i have nothing to ride. fuck you

[Snap10]

Bsurfer, OMG, that would be the funniest thing i have ever seen. Running over his skimboard!, then painting skimming is gay on his windshield!!!!!. Wow you are a funny guy I tell ya. I bet u think "SKIMMING IS GAY" because u cant even do it. As a matter a fact, I bet u ride a bic. You know those are quality boards, the machine-stamps are great. They are so light too, its amazing!!! Go back to Kansas and tell all ur friends that u r the funniest guy in the world.

Sincerely,
Snap10

[bsurfer]

I love this from "someone" who gave me a red ... "fucker...you dont skim because you cant run your fat ass down the beach." Keep 'em coming boys. Oh, and surf26, quit your bitching. This may very well be the best thing that ever happened to you, assuming you are smart enough to quit skimboarding and start saving your paper route tips to buy a real surfboard. Skimming is so gay.

[dtrain02]

First of all, I know bsurf and he rips on that Bic. He pulls off the hot belly flops, hucklebucks, and hodadeeos all day baby. Second of all, skimboarding is to surfing what rollerblading is to skateboarding. It's a proven documented scientific equasion. Stealing a skimboard is gayer than taking it up the ass. The only thing gayer would be if the guy had bought one.

[SSbmook]

skimming is gay. its gay wen ure 25 and can afford a surf board. but you know what, its not gay wen ure 15 and cant afford a surf board and there are no waves. i skim from time to time wen i get to the beach and there are no waves, or wen im drunk on hte beach. but really, its not that bad. leave the kid alone, i bet he would much rather be surfing, but some people r not fortunate to b born to a father who hands ya 700 bucks for cleanin ure room. get off his back

[bsurfer]

SS, I think it sucks that you don't make enough money to buy your son surf26 a surfboard. You should feel ashamed of yourself. Work some extra shifts or deliver pizza nights. Whatever it takes, you need to buy the boy a surfboard or else he's going to go back to skimming and then wake up w/ a meat popsicle in his mouth in a few years. In fact, it might already be too late.

Oh and by the way, I happened to look up what a Large Wedgie goes for ... http://skate2000.stores.yahoo.net/wedgelarge.html

$169!!!

Whereas, for $200 (or even less since this kid says he's willing to negotiate) he could have bought this ...
http://nh.craigslist.org/spo/195373529.html

A far cry from $700.

If you weren't so busy skimming under the influence maybe you'd do a little research and realize you can get your kid a real surfboard for roughly the same price as the snappy zappy - even if it is "one of a kind." Surf26, I feel sorry for you. Your dad sucks.

[Snap10]

Actually guys, Surf26 rips and has a very nice quiver. 6'5 tpatterson triple swallow tail, 6'0 kechele tuflite, and a classic bing karma. BSurfer, he prob. has way better boards then u and is sure as hell way more passionate about surfing than u. Even on the days we go out where it isnt epic, he is stoked about surfing and enjoys the sport. Just because wen there are no waves he skims, doesnt mean he doesnt surf.In fact, just because he skims( some people truly love surfing, and when there are no waves skimming is the closest thing to it) doesnt mean that he surfs. The kids he skims with are all sponsored(A.K.A Sole Skimboards) and just because a kid skims doesnt mean that he is a fat ass that is tryin to be cool.

Sincerely,
Snap10

[dtrain02]

that would be cool if i had a car you fucking idiot, im a kid and my board just got stolen and now i have nothing to ride. fuck you

Nothing to ride? Snap tells us you've got the sick quiver. Not only that, he says that you're not a fat ass trying to be cool. What gives? I feel betrayed.

[Snap10]

he means a skimboard "dontrelle". When there are no waves and nothing to do u skimboard. Anybody with a passion for surfing does it. he does have a sick quiver too. Prob. better than urs, that is ur quiver conssiting of a 6'7 bic "shortboard" 7'2 NSP funboard, and a 9'6" softop "noserider".

[dtrain02]

he means a skimboard "dontrelle". When there are no waves and nothing to do u skimboard. Anybody with a passion for surfing does it. he does have a sick quiver too. Prob. better than urs, that is ur quiver conssiting of a 6'7 bic "shortboard" 7'2 NSP funboard, and a 9'6" softop "noserider".

Hey, you forgot my boogie boards, and my bic is a 7'0". Actually man, people with passion for surfing also skateboard, it's like skimming, but much much less gay. Skim on.

[bsurfer]

Prob. better than urs, that is ur quiver conssiting of a 6'7 bic "shortboard" 7'2 NSP funboard, and a 9'6" softop "noserider".
These are make believe insults aimed at a make believe quiver belonging to a person who will never exist to you outside this forum. Your point is moot. One fact remains ... skimming is gay. Oh, and by the way, THIS is where real surfers go when the waves are flat or unrideable ... http://www.sk8parklist.com/ma_newb.html

[bsurfer]

When there are no waves and nothing to do and you are too much of pussy to skateboard u skimboard. Anybody with a passion for man ass does it.This is more like it. A combination of gayness and boredom are the only reasons anyone woiuld skimboard.

[surf26]

hey buttsurfer look how worked up your getting over my stolen skimboard, if i were to get it back it would be up your ass in a second. fuck you and this thread is over, now everyone shut the hell up.

[bsurfer]

hey buttsurfer look how worked up your getting over my stolen skimboard, if i were to get it back it would be up your ass in a second. fuck you and this thread is over, now everyone shut the hell up.You're threatening to shove things up my butt and I'm the one who is "worked up." Good stuff. Anyway, this just goes to show how gay skimboarders really are, always looking to put "something" up another guy's ass. My work here is finished. Thank you for participating.

[CRAZINESS]

Get off the kid's back. His skimming doesn't hurt you. He's just lookin for something to do with his friends when it's flat. He wants his board back. No reason to attack him.

[zephyr]

bsurfer is a gay person

[zephyr]

the number of posts you have basicly sums up your life.

[surf26]

08:28 12:12 16:01 16:07 18:50, buttsurfer, those are all of the times you have posted on this thread today, and not one had to do with my skimboard. you are a sad person and those times speak for themselves. i gave you the fatass that cant run down the beach red, and if i could you would be recieving a lot more. i hate you, and dont ever reply to a post of mine again.

[Snap10]

Hey bsurfer, nice made up comments saying, "Originally Posted by Snap10
When there are no waves and nothing to do and you are too much of pussy to skateboard u skimboard. Anybody with a passion for man ass does it. "

I never said that. Anyway, as a surf26 posts, u post a lot, way more than a normal person does, u r the one who is prob. a fatass who cant skim or surf. By the way, all the skateboards u snap, are because u are a fat shit, not because u rip.

[bsurfer]

08:28 12:12 16:01 16:07 18:50, buttsurfer, those are all of the times you have posted on this thread today, and not one had to do with my skimboard.That's not true. I kept mentioning how gay skimboarding is and that's a direct reflection on both you and your "one of a kind" board. And didn't you state @ 22:43 that "this thread is over?" Not quite, hmm? You guys are right about the number of posts though, it's pretty high, but the beauty of it is I only post at work, so I actually was getting paid to write all that crap that pissed you off so much that you now hate me. :( How much did you make? Thanks for the entertainment. It has been a fun day. One last comment for Snap10 ... you caught me man. I'm so busted! I totally manipulated your post. I'm so ashamed. :o

[Timy567]

seriously just give it up. we understand you dont like skimming. if someone likes to skim let them do what they like. more waves for you. no need to pick fights on the internet about it. i dont like skimming either but if surf26 does, then good for him.

[Crazy Sister]

You are all so queer, it's scary!

[Jabbadaslut]

You are all so queer, it's scary!


Are you a chick?!!!? Sweetness, I gotta tell Lester there's a new Girl on the forums.....I mean after i take you to Evelyn's for some clam cakes and some lobster roll....are you 18? wait don't answer that (plausible deniability)...so are you originally from the Northeast, or are you a hott chick from an eastern european country, like the czech republic (we can pretend too)?....i know some of the guys on here seem like real dicks, but i'm different...i like to read poetry, you know Eazy-E, Ghetto Boyz, some Pantera...the good stuff....what are your measurements...wait don't answer here, PM me....I'll be waiting....

[bulltaco]

I don't have an opinion about skimming either way, but if you've ever checked out the "Bearded" skim board video I think you'd give it a bit more respect..

[chipotoole]

regardless if you all think skimming is gay or not, I think we've all done it at one point. But, I think we can all agree there's nothing more gay than stealing a skimboard.

[bsurfer]

I just watched a couple of clips on Youtube and you have totally changed my opinion! Watching some guy named Grady Archbold smoke a cigarette and then tick tack his way into a closeout barrel was life altering! C'mon taco, I have seen all this crap before. Practically all of the maneuvers these guys execute are being done - and done better - on surfboards. This is nothing more than a novelty act. It's like snowboarding the big hill behind your house when you could be riding down a mountain. Sure it's fun, but it's no substitute for the real deal.

PS - I now have 6 reds for my comments in this thread. I feel honored.

[bsurfer]

regardless if you all think skimming is gay or not, I think we've all done it at one point. But, I think we can all agree there's nothing more gay than stealing a skimboard. ... Other than buying one. :clap:

[SSbmook]

dont be confused, im not ure father, or if i am, im not aware of it. as far as i know i have no kids. sorry if u guys think im a dad, im not.

[bsurfer]

I can't believe mookie just disowned his kid on a public forum. Dispicable.

[Jabbadaslut]

I can't believe mookie just disowned his kid on a public forum. Dispicable.


or brave...since he realized that he has a gay, skimboarding son...that's what i would do if my kid came out to me on a forum site....

[dtrain02]

yeah, skimboards are gay. I think we can all agree on that.

[M Pasetti]

yeah, skimboards are gay. I think we can all agree on that.


I personally can agree to that, but then hey, I don't surf either. I just take pictures. So I can't realy talk.

[BFich]

Not a big fan of skimboarders, but I am much less of a fan of thieves. Especially board thieves.

[bsurfer]

Not a big fan of skimboarders, but I am much less of a fan of thieves. Especially board thieves.

You dug this thread up for that?:zzz:

[MvEgAsSuRf14]

all of you little bitches that think your wiked tough becaus you can make fun of a kid for gettin his board stolen shut up... you're not cool and you prob can't surf to save your self. i'd like to see any of you even try skimmin you fat asses just because you can sit out on your bic's and catch ankle high waves doesnt mean your a good surfer and you have no right to make fun of a kid for havin sum fun when its flat...

[NH_surfer]

all of you little bitches that think your wiked tough becaus you can make fun of a kid for gettin his board stolen shut up... you're not cool and you prob can't surf to save your self. i'd like to see any of you even try skimmin you fat asses just because you can sit out on your bic's and catch ankle high waves doesnt mean your a good surfer and you have no right to make fun of a kid for havin sum fun when its flat...

We were making fun of skimming, like, 4 months ago, it's so yesterday, now we're trying to scare all the girls off the forum.

[bsurfer]

Yeah, making fun of skimboarding is, like, so 10minutesago.com. It still sucks, but we've moved on.

[dtrain02]

making fun of skimboarding is like sooooo hot right now.

[bsurfer]

making fun of skimboarding is like sooooo hot right now.WHAT-ever!

[Jabbadaslut]

can we keep going any further with the thread? i mean we called a kid a fag, his dad a fag breeder, I mean what else can happen here?

[NH_surfer]

can we keep going any further with the thread? i mean we called a kid a fag, his dad a fag breeder, I mean what else can happen here?

jabba, just like it's important to emphasize the dangers of smoking and playing with gasoline, it's also critically important to impart to our youth the gayness of skimboarding. We should all do our part to get the message out.

Just say no.

[Jabbadaslut]

hmmmm....I never thought that this could be used as a Public Service announcement....kudos to you...but when I finally have kids, i am am gonna tell them scary stories about how gay skimboarding is....best to start young I say

[bsurfer]

I am so glad to see folks finally starting to take this seriously. We have to protect future generations. There could come a day when skim-peddlers walk the beach freely, openly attempting to lure unsuspecting (and otherwise wholesome) youngsters into their web of skimming gayness. "Try it, it's fun," they'll say. "And the first one is free." That's how it starts. Open your eyes people!

[Cartman]

end this friggin thread it was over a friggin skimboard


skimboards suck

[Stan.]

end this friggin thread it was over a friggin skimboard


skimboards suck



cartman you suck, but no one threatens to end you....BOOOYAKASHA

[kyle]

they shouldnt end cartman they should just make him Go live in a third-world country for once!

[SSMIKE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHe1N1uTGk

Now shut the fuck up B.

[bsurfer]

That was lame ... oh and gay too.
And meanwhile just up the road there were guys actually surfing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5PRO-Wp-UI

[NH_surfer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHe1N1uTGk

Now shut the fuck up B.

I saw part of that one guy's bummy.

[SSMIKE]

I mean I love surfing way more than skimming, but respect skimming alot at the same time..

..then again this forum is one giant melting pot of sarcasm..

[Jabbadaslut]

you see those guys are probably surfers too....i doubt all they do is skim...cuz that would make them gay and I didn't see any feather boas in the video....what we worry about is a generation of skimmers having love fests in dunes with other skimmers and using xtrmem words like "rad" and "bodacious"....although i did see in the background a guy with candy and a van tryin to give a little mexican boy a skimboard

[cykx]

...I'd surf too if I couldn't skim

[surf26]

a year and a half later, that is still good to know. lets put this one to sleep for good now how about that?

[Pipeline321]

a year and a half later, that is still good to know. lets put this one to sleep for good now how about that?

never! VIVA LA SKIMBOARD REVOLUTION :rockon:























skimboarding...:lol:

[kalie]

skimboarding makes your balls shrink
skimboarding attracts bears
skimboarding creates a horrible smell that can last for days
skimboarding creates a rash on the face that has pussy blisters
its a fact skimboarding is lameooooo

[bsurfer]

skimboarding makes your balls shrink
skimboarding attracts bears
skimboarding creates a horrible smell that can last for days
skimboarding creates a rash on the face that has pussy blisters
its a fact skimboarding is lameooooo

Normally I'd make fun of you for latching onto a thread that should have died unnoticed and alone a year ago. But your points are all extremely valid so I'll give you a green instead.

Sorry, I can't give you a green since you have been infracted by the man.

[NH_surfer]

This thread still haunts me - god I hope that skimboard was found.

[Jabbadaslut]

if someone who stole that skimboard is on the forums they should post pics to fuck with this awkward and shy boy scout who has issues with older men "invading his private space"