skateboarding helmet & pads needed

[Rozzie Rat]

Do any of you skids have an extra helmet, knee pads & elbow pads that i could buy or barter? It would be good if they don't totally reek like smelly guy. I need a helmet, elbow pads & knee pads. Please email me if you have something. I'm in Boston & will try to get to wherever you are to get the goods. :headbang:

[Soylent Green]

you could try the store. or better yet you could try to stop being such a pussy.

[Billdabong]

I hear Walmart is pretty cheap :wtf:

[eflaher]

Do you usually go looking for helmet in predominately male forums?

Just kidding, I used to work for a ski/snowboard helmet company. Be careful about buying a used one. We highly discuraged it. But if you did find a preowned one in decent shape, just make sure you shine it allright.

[Rozzie Rat]

you could try the store. or better yet you could try to stop being such a pussy.

hey magic hat- why don't you stop being such a kook. This is the buy/sell forum, isn't it? Thanks for the insight- a store- wow I never thought of that you fuckheads. I am poor - I can't afford Walmart & I wouldn't shop there anyway. I could get the stuff at the local surf/skate shop but I don't have $60 to drop on it.
Someone throw me a friccin bone here. I'm a cute girl- now give me some free shit! :twisted:
Magic Hat- you must have some knee pads!!!

[jabbadaslut]

hey magic hat- why don't you stop being such a kook. This is the buy/sell forum, isn't it? Thanks for the insight- a store- wow I never thought of that you fuckheads. I am poor - I can't afford Walmart & I wouldn't shop there anyway. I could get the stuff at the local surf/skate shop but I don't have $60 to drop on it.
Someone throw me a friccin bone here. I'm a cute girl- now give me some free shit! :twisted:
Magic Hat- you must have some knee pads!!!

I knew you were a cute girl from your first post...the comment about "smelly guy" tipped you off, I'm the only one in this forum who is male and doesn't like the smell of "smelly guy"......allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jabba, i'm a slut....i enjoy the ocean, PBR, not watching Fox News, and making love on beds that are shaped like things....please feel free to PM me with pictures of you in provocative attire while in suggestive positions.....and if you happen to have cute roomates or friends around who would assist that is fine

yours truly,

The Slut

PS. The rumours of my having raging herpes are false and have been made up by a loose confederation of Mao, Ronnie C, and Kookstick...do not believe thier cock-blocking lies

[Rozzie Rat]

****Barf***** Jabba you sound positively vile . But thanks for the offer anyways.

[jabbadaslut]

****Barf***** Jabba you sound positively vile . But thanks for the offer anyways.


your lips say barf, barf, barf, but my chloroform soaked rag says yes, yes, yes,

[BFF]

classic. absolutely classic.

[Billdabong]

Rozzie - sorry about the walmart remark, it just seemed funny at the time. but in all seriousness, just get what you can afford. think function, not fashion. you don't need top of the line name brand crap just to keep from getting scars on your knees. maybe not go to walmart, but i bet you could find something decent at one of those chain sports stores like sports athority or dick's or something. (yes, i said dick - come on, its a store)

don't get me wrong, I am all about supporting local shops and having the latest and greatest, but not everyone can afford that. well good luck and i hope you find something.

[OLD TIMER]

Rozzie - sorry about the walmart remark, it just seemed funny at the time. but in all seriousness, just get what you can afford. think function, not fashion. you don't need top of the line name brand crap just to keep from getting scars on your knees. maybe not go to walmart, but i bet you could find something decent at one of those chain sports stores like sports athority or dick's or something. (yes, i said dick - come on, its a store)

don't get me wrong, I am all about supporting local shops and having the latest and greatest, but not everyone can afford that. well good luck and i hope you find something.





wipe your nose off boy. you got shit all over it :barf:

[swalkers]

come on toss the chick some knee-pads, lord knows they can be of other use too, maybe she'll return the favor ;)

[Rozzie Rat]

come on toss the chick some knee-pads, lord knows they can be of other use too, maybe she'll return the favor ;)

Swalkers, you unoriginal bastard.
I already used that one on McGuiness above- you repeatin' fuck.

Sexist = cool (if you're truly pathetic & unoriginal)

[Soylent Green]

heres some sweet pads
http://boston.craigslist.org/spo/155821027.html

check this cool helmet
http://boston.craigslist.org/spo/157328019.html

[jabbadaslut]

Is that what the 12 year old boy said too?


ooooh this cats got claws, meow.....maybe later I can treat you to the finest box of wine available and then feed you goldfish crackers laced with crushed up sleeping pills.....Jabba knows what a lady wants

[Rozzie Rat]

Jabba - You're a fat repulsive fuck who can't surf. I think it's really cool that you admit you need to resort to rape to get laid. Does your mom & sister think rape is cool too? My boyfriend is nice, funny and good looking- plus he fucking shreds. You are a rapist slob poser.

[Rozzie Rat]

heres some sweet pads
http://boston.craigslist.org/spo/155821027.html

check this cool helmet
http://boston.craigslist.org/spo/157328019.html

Thanks AssHat- You are actually helpful- I bid on the craigslist pads- the helmet was not good :clap: :bye: though. I don't want a bike helmet- I hate the pointy thing- and I may poke someone's eye out.

[eflaher]

Actual Skate Helmet in the free section! Get it before some other AssHat on this forum does.

http://boston.craigslist.org/zip/157460419.html

[Kookstick]

Go ask your doctor if saving $20 so you can wear somebody else's sweaty pads is a good idea.

Pony up and make the stink all your own and buy the shit new, you'll be better off.

[samboard]

i got hit in the elbow with a puck playing hockey about a month or so ago and it has swelled up since i returned from my trip.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/images/4453/4453-4463-4717-42377.jpg

bursitis. need to get to a dr. pads are good. good pads are great.

sam

[Rozzie Rat]

Thanks for your concern Dr. Poopstick.
But I actually scored some new pads from some rollerblading girl- who never even used them, but is just getting rid of shit cuz she's moving. :rockon:

SUCKAS STOP FRONTIN' - sista got what she was looking for
(thanks to the guy who sent me the links to CL) :p

[Hull Gut]

On behalf of the other decent men on this site, I apologize for the comments. I think webmaster should also edit some of these psts and ban a few members. namely Jabba. there is no room for jokes about rape.

[Rozzie Rat]

On behalf of the other decent men on this site, I apologize for the comments. I think webmaster should also edit some of these psts and ban a few members. namely Jabba. there is no room for jokes about rape.

Thanks SeaGull Guts.
Jabba is a useless pimple on the ass of society.
In general i think trolls should be funnier and contraversial in a more intellectual way. I'm off to skate!!!!!!! :bye:

[shazam2]

Jabba Rules you stinky sk8 ho. Go ollie your tampon box.

[jabbadaslut]

On behalf of the other decent men on this site, I apologize for the comments. I think webmaster should also edit some of these psts and ban a few members. namely Jabba. there is no room for jokes about rape.

hull gut...what are you doctor fuckin phil? hey I think I hear your pussy whistlin....must be a SW wind....and who the fuck wears pads to skateboard (helmet, knee pads, elbow pads)...what are you gonna skateboard and fight the fuckin sharks and the jets......why don't you admit that your a twelve year old boy who wants to be Tony Hawk but his soccer mommy doesn't want him to get hurt.....fuckin helmets and pads!! what the fuck, goddam soft kids, this is why we're gonna get our asses handed to us by the jihadists, wer'e bringing kids up using goddam padding and helmets like Lord Helmet in Spaceballs.....not only are kids pussy's, but they look ridiculous....I bet you mommy had those little fucking safety plugs in the electrical sockets and didn't even let you suck from her teet!

[shazam2]

Hull gunt, Still wears a helmet when the short bus pulls up to take him to skool.His mom says he's SPECIAL.

[jabbadaslut]

You sound like That Guy who's all walking the girl home thinking he might get to second base for playing mr sympathetic dude.

"She didn't know what she was getting into, take it easy guys, she's just a girl."

Dude, if she posted here, she knows she's gonna get heat for it. It's a messageboard, she's not gonna lick your dick for protecting her from the cruel world of the internet.

hear dat! And about the chloroform and sleeping pill shit...I don't know if rozzie and hull are just too fuckin thick too get sarcasm and some politically incorrect humor or they are just hypersensitive wankers....maybe they can have a retreat in the woods with doctor phil and deepak chopra and tell stories about how no one liked them in high school

[Rozzie Rat]

you are fuckin idiots. go rape your moms.
I need pads & a helmet because I am trying some crazy shit.
If i skated like you bungwah's did - then I guess I wouldn't need any protection. This girl is most likely way more of a risk-taker than any of you hodads.

Jabba, I think YOU are the sensitive one. Do you need to talk? I know life must be hard for an unfunny spaghetti-dicked kook... :p

[jabbadaslut]

you are fuckin idiots. go rape your moms.
I need pads & a helmet because I am trying some crazy shit.
If i skated like you bungwah's did - then I guess I wouldn't need any protection. This girl is most likely way more of a risk-taker than any of you hodads.

Jabba, I think YOU are the sensitive one. Do you need to talk? I know life must be hard for an unfunny spaghetti-dicked kook... :p


is that chicken of the sea I smell comin from those panties?

[Rozzie Rat]

is that chicken of the sea I smell comin from those panties?

I don't know...did your mom leave her panties on your pillow again? :lol:

[Hull Gut]

ah whatever dude. Jabba, if you think standing against rape or jokes about rape is about being pc than you are a big fucking idiot who spends too much time "joking" aorund on the net about drugging chicks. if youwere decent person, you would see the harm in doing so. but you're way too cool to be thougthful. everything is a joke to you from your keyboard. you talk a big talk on here but id really like to see you surf someday, or post a pic of yourself. i bet you suck. i bet you are ugly too, and worse, i bet you have the wrost personaluty and would never land a woman who is worth having. the worst part is that Webmaster lets this sht go down. Most of you guys are LOSERS. Go drool over some more imaginary cyber women. :fu:

[jabbadaslut]

I can't quit you Hull.....

[Hull Gut]

yep whatever. this place is a joke. don't want to be associated with it. bye bye. :bye:

[BFF]

define taking risks. dropping in on 4 foot ramps? ollieing a pencil?

[spark1]

I cant believe I just wasted 15 minutes reading this shit. :no:

[Rozzie Rat]

I cant believe I just wasted 15 minutes reading this shit. :no:

Dude, it took you 15 minutes to read that thread? How long does it take you to read this sentence? 40 seconds? :yup:

[Kookstick]

Thanks for your concern Dr. Poopstick.
But I actually scored some new pads from some rollerblading girl- who never even used them, but is just getting rid of shit cuz she's moving. :rockon:

SUCKAS STOP FRONTIN' - sista got what she was looking for
(thanks to the guy who sent me the links to CL) :p

Rollerblading pads? What are you gearing up for? Some sick ankle-grab-airs?

[jabbadaslut]

I cant believe I just wasted 15 minutes reading this shit. :no:


I can't believe I spent two goddam days postin this shit.....hope i don't get jumped by some rollerbladers a la Dogma style

roller-derby, thats what she's doing... :knockout: