Two Boards Stolen From Seabrook, NH

[seabrooksurfer]

I had two boards stolen out of my house in Seabrook, NH. One is a 6'10'' 2si with a pressure ding under the nose. The other is my favorite board, a 6'4'' Al Merrick K-small. It has some slight damage to the right fin box. Both had stickers all over them but who knows now.

[Jabbadaslut]

if you have any pics to post we will try to be on the lookout and beat the shit out of who has them.....

[shazam2]

We will hunt them down and keelhaul those motherfuckers.

[seabrooksurfer]

i dont have any pics unfortunately. i did forget to mention they both have stomp pads on them. i wanna bash some skulls.

[Jabbadaslut]

i take pictures of all my boards just in case....in some pics I am with the board in an erotic pose...i used to PM those to Platinum, but he left i think he's pm cheating on me at some other site

[NHSlider]

You need Det. Matt Houston, or at least Magnum, PI.
If you run on a short budget, we can maybe send Turd Ferguson.

[TOZOVR]

screw Matt Houston.

Simon and Simon at your service.

[Northern Lights]

those sound like some qaulity sticks, I would get turd ferguson on this right away, those mustaches never fail!

[seabrooksurfer]

i think turd would get to the bottom of this for sure, or perhaps david hasselhoff and kip from night rider.

[Tubba Rat]

i take pictures of all my boards just in case....in some pics I am with the board in an erotic pose...i used to PM those to Platinum, but he left i think he's pm cheating on me at some other site

That Slut !!!!!!!

[bsurfer]

I had two boards stolen out of my house in Seabrook, NH. One is a 6'10'' 2si with a pressure ding under the nose. The other is my favorite board, a 6'4'' Al Merrick K-small. It has some slight damage to the right fin box. Both had stickers all over them but who knows now.If you don't mind my asking, was this a break-in? And was anything else stolen? Either way, I am both sorry and pissed for you. Lazy scumbags don't want to work for a living so they take other people's stuff! Makes my blood boil, especailly knowing they took them from your own house. Keep us posted.

[Cisco_Kid]

Stop whinning about your boards being stolen--take it like a man.
That means go steal 2 boards from someone else!! :D
Turn it into a "round robin"...

[scotty npt]

i didnt think peoplel in nh did shit like that.

[DrAterr]

you probably just left them at the beach

[Kookstick]

Stop whinning about your boards being stolen--take it like a man.
That means go steal 2 boards from someone else!! :D
Turn it into a "round robin"...

Just when I think you can't be any bigger of an idiot, you go and post something like this. Some guy gets his board stolen and you "say take it like a man"?

Do us a favor and shoot yourself.

[tcsurfer]

Stop whinning about your boards being stolen--take it like a man.
That means go steal 2 boards from someone else!! :D
Turn it into a "round robin"...
:fu: :fu: :fu:
I dare you to come to RI and try to touch one of my boards! Tell you what I will be parked at the best breaking beach/spot tomorrow bright and early I drive a VW Jetta silver come and get em... :fu:

Did I mention I'm unemployed and I have entirely too much time on my hands to HUNT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN!

[eflaher]

I think I might have seen one the other day! I totally saw someone walking with an Al Merrick....and it had a stomp pad. Too wierd. Was it white?

[Cisco_Kid]

:fu: :fu: :fu:
I dare you to come to RI and try to touch one of my boards! Tell you what I will be parked at the best breaking beach/spot tomorrow bright and early I drive a VW Jetta silver come and get em... :fu:

Did I mention I'm unemployed and I have entirely too much time on my hands to HUNT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN!

You wouldn't be able to hunt down a herd of stampeding elephants, you moron. As a matter of fact, Im standing right next to you as you read this, :D

[seabrooksurfer]

yea it was a break in, i didnt leave them at the beach.

[NHSlider]

I am heading back North after solving a similar mystery.

I'll be in Seabrook tomorrow. I was thinking of a lemon paisley ascot for a Seabrook mystery, but then my assistant said something about workboots and a hulk hogan T-shirt. I don't know where to find such apparel. Maybe I'll stop at a Massachusetts Haberdashery.

Any way, I'll solve your mystery. You know why I can solve it . . .
There's only one reason. Look at the avatar. That's right - I am Handsome.

[JJ McClure]

Since Turd can no longer be with us, NH Slider and JJ McClure will take over further investigation of the matter. With double the stache and the good looks, we can get to the bottom of this in no time. I will be heading to the scene of the crime with Captain Chaos and our heavily pimped out '71 Trans Am.

NH, would a Member's Only jacket and some tight jeans be too casual? I can opt for an outfit of your choice!

[NHSlider]

Gaddamned that is one helluva mackin stache. Members Only is the call for a jacket. Jeans should be ball stranglers
.
You roll with the Trans Am, I 'll wheel on down in my Camaro.

We'll pimp all night and solve that simple mystery

[Tubba Rat]

I am heading back North after solving a similar mystery.

I'll be in Seabrook tomorrow. I was thinking of a lemon paisley ascot for a Seabrook mystery, but then my assistant said something about workboots and a hulk hogan T-shirt. I don't know where to find such apparel. Maybe I'll stop at a Massachusetts Haberdashery.

Any way, I'll solve your mystery. You know why I can solve it . . .
There's only one reason. Look at the avatar. That's right - I am Handsome.

"Are You Being served Sir " ??????

[Lester Burnham]

What happened to Turd Ferguson?

[NHSlider]

"Are You Being served Sir " ??????
Yo Tubba. You ought to grow a handlebar stache, buy a muscle car, and roll with Team JJ and their fly honeys. We surf when we are tired of excessive lovemaking.

[Tubba Rat]

Yo Tubba. You ought to grow a handlebar stache, buy a muscle car, and roll with Team JJ and their fly honeys. We surf when we are tired of excessive lovemaking.

I might have to give it a shot !!!!!!!! I could use some sweet Tang :yup:

[jonchino]

the wall was awsome thursday!!! where were you guys?

[NHSlider]

chino, were you driving a box truck with graffiti?

[Tubba Rat]

the wall was awsome thursday!!! where were you guys?

The wall sucks

[EarthWindWater]

its when people steal shit. it really bothers me. if u cant get a fucking job at bk flippn fuckin burgers to pay for your own shit, then fuck you, you dont deserve shit. dont steal shit because ure a lazy fuck who wants everything, but doesnt wanna work.

and if i see your boards, ill beat the shit outta who eva has em and ill drive up and hand em to u. good luck man

[jonchino]

chino, were you driving a box truck with graffiti?


yes i was! :D

Thats my fotune cookie rig!

[Cisco_Kid]

the wall was awsome thursday!!! where were you guys?

The wall is for losers...